Batley defeated in the second friendly of the season
- Gemma Elsworth
- Sep 17, 2015
- 2 min read
On Saturday we played our final friendly against Horsforth, the last match before the league begins! Things were looking good, we had a team and pizza's for after! People confirm they are staying for pizza much quicker than they do for a match! (Kim!!) The weather was awful, the changing rooms were hard to find and the game was pants, no more to be said! We lost 3-1, I can't remembered who scored and I got a almighty bruise next to my fandango! Anyway this week is another week! Bring on the league!!
To conclude my match report- what do you know about the captain? I was born in Dewsbury on 1 December 1980, same day as World Aids day and the day of the 46th Heisman Trophy award (WTF!). I share my birthday with a girl who called me a boy at primary school. Fair enough, my mother always gave me boy hair cuts, and I was fat, but look I had two teeth!!
I grew up in Dewsbury and was well educated by attending Earlsheaton High school that is now in special measures! I spread my wings at the tender age of 18 to go to University in Wales, Bangor. I didn't go to shag sheep, I went because they let me in! I became famous for living in the same town as Shannon Matthews, and not finishing my sentences ! At 22, after graduation I started teaching PE with Linda, (you know, the one with the most commitment)! I'm still teaching 13 years later, but I've no house! And my mum washes my kit still! By the way after that washing conversation last week, my shirt went through the wash at 60 degrees and is fine!! So ta-ra for now and see you on Saturday! For those 12 who can't play - pass me your shirts back!!
Update (Gemma)
The goal was scored by Rach, who says it was great, she skinned 3 defenders and hit it in to the corner - Jess tried, and failed, to pinch it!
Vicky, your match report skills are terrible. Thanks though!!
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